Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

the sauropods outside:

hey what are they doing

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

[ID: A screenshot of a post from r/cats.

The title says “will i ever be able to eat my yogurt alone again???”

The image attached to the post is of a small grey kitten standing on the edge of a table. It is looking directly at the camera with wide eyes, begging for yogurt.

End ID.]

the answer is no. I'm sorry, but whenever you open that little foil yogurt lid, the cat will come flying at you like a bird who doesn't realize it's about to hit a window

Why would you want to anyway

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man

heh